Charlie Chaplin Took My Girl

Charlie took my girl away, He jumped right through the screen, She fell for him, It shattered my dream. He's king of the silent movies, But what's he really got to say? Whatever it was, It took my girl away. He's old enough to be her dad, She's young enough not to care, Charlie took … Continue reading Charlie Chaplin Took My Girl


Too Busy Being an Artist to Create Any Art

I enrolled in Bikram yoga like an arthouse actor might, I thought about my film script -- the one I'd always meant to write, I got completely shit-faced to invoke my inner artiste, I shopped around for religion from the Far, Far East. I tested out my Turkish when I ordered baklava, I bought a … Continue reading Too Busy Being an Artist to Create Any Art